Facebook ban in the UAE: thank you Etisalat

If you ever wondered what a death sentence to your social life looked like, it looks like this:

Site Blocked

The site I was attempting to load was www.facebook.com. This message means that the website is blocked by the UAE government. Consequently, accessing my database of friend's emails, phone numbers and photos is now impossible. Bye bye social life...

In the United Arab Emirates anything ranging from porn sites to dating websites, hi5 and even sites listing funny pick-up lines, is banned. This banner pops up whenever you try to enter an "inappropriate" website. As I wrote before, also VoIP is illigal, or - "inconsistent with the religious, cultural, political and moral values of the United Arab Emirates." This is just to show that this banner should really read: "with the religious, cultural, political, moral and BUSINESS values of the UAE."

When I first saw this banner 5 months ago I was shocked. Now I think that my standards of "what it means to be a free citizen" have significantly decreased. Step by step I just grew more tolerant of the government controlling my everyday life. And I knew it was coming...

Even though Etisalat was playing with the idea of blocking Facebook in October already, slowing down the website so it was pretty much impossible to get on, the event that really foreshadowed the blocking took place in December. A friend called me in great panic and said: "Did you hear, did you hear, they has just banned playing music outside!" I laughed: "Impossible!", called another friend who calmed me down saying: "It's just for this weekend, cuz the Sheikh of Sharjah has died and they want to honor his memory." So I was not worried, until...

...I bought the newest issue of the TimeOutDubai magazine (where you find all the info about Who? Where? and When? when it comes to clubbing, sports, dinning etc.) and there I saw a tiny little box on the side of the clubbing section. It read:

  • Outdoor music restrictions: The Department of Tourism and Commerce Marketing (DTCM) has re-enforced guidelines on al fresco music. It must not be loud enough to encourage people to dance. If you are planning to attend any outdoor events, phone in advance to confirm details.

And this was the end of two of my favorite bars in Dubai - out in fresh air, playing amazing electro and house music: Barasti in the Marina and 360 near the Burj (a ridiculously overpriced bar, which is proud to have a 360 degree view of the sea; yes - it means it's on its own little island).

On another note, I wonder how the Department of Tourism and Commerce Marketing felt about the New Year's Eve al fresco concert of 50 Cent in Abu Dhabi. I bet ya the music was loud enough to encourage you to dance ;-)

Then came the ban on smoking in malls and restaurants. I have to say I did welcome this one. However, you have to look at it for a moment from a civil liberties perspective. The UAE is 7th in the world when it comes to cigarette consumption per capita. The policy was not really disputed by the public, as for example the bans on smoking in France and Spain. It just sort of was announced in January and implemented on the 15th of the same month.

So Facebook had it coming. "Why?", you may ask. What makes a social networking website inconsistent with the values and beliefs of the United Arab Emirates. I suggest two main answers:

  1. Because it is a dating website. In the UAE, dating websites are banned and thus people interested in finding the love of their life (or their love for one night) on the Internet have to resort to other means - like the Facebook. You can browse people in the UAE network, look for pretty faces, do some poking and message random strangers. Oh yes, I was getting quite a few of these, but then decided to make my profile absolutely private - now strangers can not even see my name appear as a search result. Also, you can clearly flirt with the people you know... Or have met just once - send messages, rate how hot they are, send them Facebook kisses, do anything to them through SuperPoke... Facebook does give you plenty of opportunities... And all this is against the moral and religious values of the UAE indeed. My values? No. My neighbors? No. But certainly Islam's and the government's.
  2. Because the national telecom monopoly was loosing a lot of money on text messaging. Now that I think about it, since all of my friends are on the Facebook, I hardly ever call or text anybody during the day. I use my phone only when I have already left the house, but the truth is I usually know where, when and with whom I'm going because I've set up my plans with them through Facebook. I think that with the amount of Facebook messages I send, they are saving about 5 dirhams a day on me. And I'm not even a social butterfly... Knowing that there are hundreds of thousands expats and UAE locals who use the Facebook in the same way, you get the idea about how much money the telecom was loosing... And you have 30 days in a month, 12 months in a year, Facebook is still growing, so you just calculate it for yourselves... I don't know at all whether or not that's the reason, but my idea is, tha t if you don't know what it's all about, it's gotta be about money.

So now. Somebody. Please. Set me up a proxy.

Floods in Dubai

When I was going to Dubai, I hoped not to see a single cloud all year round. I thought that was the one privilege of living in the desert. I didn't even cross my mind that I will be witnessing a full blown flood! It has been raining for a few days (honestly, in Europe such rain would hardly do any damage - just an autumn series of strong showers. In Dubai, however, four days of rain resulted in:

  • complete flooding of most streets and parking in some parts of the city
  • 500 car accidents in just one day of strong rain
  • closing of the schools for two days
  • gigantic traffic jams(*)

(*) While traffic jams in Dubai tend to be gigantic overall, what was happening on the roads yesterday was beyond human imagination. Cars, like boats, slowly moving through the streets, which turned into rivers. Blocked tunels. In some critical communication nods in Dubai passing though 1 kilometer took over 2 hours.

Here are some photos of one of the districts of Dubai that was most touched by heavy rains (the one neighboring the Emirate of Sharjah):

Parasolka

I wish I had such a lovely red umbrella...

ulica

The meeting point of two rivers

arafatka

You have to deal, pull up your traditional outfit...

nad morzem

Almost like a beach

A small lake

dalsze proby

Desperate attempts to pump the water out

statek

A lone ship amidst the ocean

ulice czy rzeki samochody czy amfibie

A street or a river? Cars or boats?

pelerynki

These guys come prepared

Rower

Apparently you were still able to make it on a bike

Fortunately, it stopped raining today!

PS. No photo credits, because I personally took all these photos. Yes, it was cold and wet.

Ex-communication

The lack of proper means of public communication in Dubai is a factor that makes many a carless person feel a bit excommunicated. And even if you have a car, if you live in certain areas of the city you risk being stuck in traffic all morning, afternoon and evening - or the "rush-24-hours" as we like to call it here.

However, the UEA government does care. They're building two metro lines. Again, I would love to see the second line of metro in Warsaw be built as quickly and efficiently as the Dubai metro is. Just to give you an approximation, building a 1km element + one station in Warsaw takes approximately the same amount of time that it will take to build 52 km of railroads and 29 stations in Dubai! Embarrassing, isn't it?

The first line, located along Sheikh Zayad Road on a viaduct, is to be completed in September 2009. It really sounds like making the impossible possible, because right now there is hardly anything done! Well, when I arrived in Dubai in August, there was nothing. Right now there is an outline of the cement poles which will support the viaduct all the way along the Sheikh Zayad Road. The second line is to be completed in March 2010 and is to connect most popular destinations of the most traffic-stricken district of Deira.

Here is a map on the metro project underway (photo from: http://www.dubaimetro.info/en/map/):

Map of Dubai Metro

In order to understand the extent of this project, please note that the red line in 52km. What in means for people living in Dubai now is that if you want to go to a party from where I live (next to the airport, end of the green line) to where most of the clubs and bars are located - the Marina (between the first and second palms on the left) you have to take a taxi. Or drive.

Neither is a particularly appealing option so the arrival of the Dubai metro is eagerly awaited by the inhabitants of the Emirate.

Constructing Dubai - the poor side of the city

Dubai glitters - fair enough. But the sparkling traffic lights on Sheikh Zayed road, luxurious hotels, villas, shopping malls, cheap gold and diamonds renowned for their quality-to-price ratio are not all there is to Dubai. The burden of work required to support this overwhelming splendor of the United Arab Emirates lays heavily on the shoulders of 3 mln migrant workers, majority of whom come to the Emirates come from South East Asia. To construct a full image of Dubai one needs to be able to understand the contrast between decadent sumptuousness and utter poverty.

Why you should avoid becoming a construction worker in Dubai

If you were ever considering it - drop the idea. An average pay in construction in the Emirates is over 10 times lower than the overall average income in the UAE ($175 per month for a construction worker, $2106 per capita per month overall). Plus no proper health care, no proper housing and no proper working conditions (until recently, the construction workers even had to work in the 45*C noon heat!). And if you do not like your working conditions - too bad for you. Labor Unions are not allowed in the UAE, even though the Emirates are a member of the International Labor Organization (the UAE government conveniently did not sign the parts of agreement that deal with freedom of expression and the right of freedom to convene and the one that prohibits forced labor). Working in construction in the Emirates is even less attractive if you consider the weather - during the summer the heat is unbearable. I spent a vast majority of the month of August inside - even the nights were too hot to walk outside without instantly getting dehydrated.

Sleeping Photo by Paul Keller, Flickr

Naif street - the IndiaTown of Dubai

I have not yet seen a Chinatown in Dubai. But when I needed a copy of my key done, the locals scribbled down the name "Naif Street Bus Terminal" on a piece of paper. When me and my friends finally got out of the cab in the desired location, at 8 pm one Friday evening, it felt like we were no longer in the Middle East, but more like on Canal Street in New York (the heart of Chinatown). It was the smell that hit me first. A hot breeze of sweat, decomposing food, humidity and car fumes. Then it was the lights - the neon white lights inside small shops - all of them illuminated to the extent that it hurt to look. Then the noise - Imman's powerful prayer-call drowned by hundreds, thousands of voices: "Come in Miss", "Come look", "Come look". Not interested thank you. The streets are so narrow they only allow cars to move in one direction, sweaty men (there were hardly any women in this commercial center), constant invitations to come in, one star hotels. Most people look like they come from India or Pakistan. After half an hour I finally found what I was looking for - we found the key-specialist. The metal cried out loud when its new shape was forced by the key-cutting machine.

On the way back me and my friend got lost trying to find our way to the Mosque near which our taxi dropped us off. We got disoriented, because we could hear the prayer all around us - there were too many Mosques and loud speakers transmitting the melodious incantation. A somewhat dissonant choir.

In confusion we wondered about the neighborhood. Narrow streets with stuffy air. Butcher shops, where lamp and beef pieces was hanging on dangerously looking hooks. Surrounded by dangerously unsanitary hordes of flies. The buildings were covered with a thick layer of dust. As were the sidewalks. Laundry hanging out of sad buildings windows looked like white flags signaling surrender. We saw few women, dressed in black burkhas, who passed us by. I knew the men were looking at the bare skin on my legs, my arms and my uncovered blond hair, but I got used to the stickiness with which men examined me here. Yet the place was not gloomy. It was lively. Those who lived in these, I thought - unacceptable, conditions seemed completely unaware of the fact that 10 minutes away others lived in ocean front villas. Was it the construction workers who lived there, or could it get worse than that? It is the poorest and most unsanitary I have seen so far, so I assumed this was indeed the case.

Finally we saw an inviting shape of a wooden arch - usually an entrance to a soukh (local name for a market). We entered. It was all gold and diamonds again. I felt I returned to Dubai. We were in the Golden Soukh.

Shindagha Area 3Shindagha Area 2Shindagha Area 1Satwa 2Shindagha Area

Photos of the of the Shindagha and Satwa areas, courtesy of Professor Yasser Sheshtawi. These areas are, like Naif street, the poor neighborhoods of Dubai.

Thoughts on the taxi ride home

On my way home I passed dozens of towers, in the process of being constructed. I heard somewhere that 15% of world's high towers are being built in Dubai right now. The work is done night and day. As I looked closely I realized that the cranes were indeed still in motion. Up and down, up and down. It is incredible to realize how high the price of this success is. I would love to see the skyscrapers go up in Warsaw at the pace they do in Dubai. But I reckon I could not suffer to see my people, or in fact - anybody, work under such conditions to meet these ambitious goals.

Day and Night Photo by twocentsworth, Flickr

PS. Here's a great photo essay on migrant workers in Dubai, by Human Rights Watch, if you're interested in the subject:

Burj-eoisie: haute couture life in Dubai

Dubai is the only place in the world where one can find a seven star hotel. And people who can afford it. While in the real life “everything that glitters isn’t gold”, in the almost surreal Royal Suite of Burj Al-Arab, the most luxurious hotel in the world – everything that glitters is gold. The glamour is no less impressive in the most exclusive clubs of Dubai. Nonetheless, sometimes even royalty likes to keep a low profile … Allow me to recount to you the events of the past few days, starting with a trip to the Burj, through a visit in Club 400 and ending on a random conversation with “the perfect stranger”.

The Burj

The Burj is certainly a $650 million well spent. It is breathtaking – half like a yacht, half like a sci-fi dwelling - an enormous lighthouse towering above the turquoise sea. It does not glitter and reflect the sunshine like it always does in the photos for tourists – it is surrounded by a misty haze of sand that blows to the Emirates from Saudi Arabia.

It is a bit disappointing when you walk in though. You can’t help but sing to yourself “Made of plastic – It’s fantastic!” with a bit of cynicism when you consider the overly colorful interior decoration. But then you take a lift to the 15th floor and look down to the lobby you get to appreciate the affect: it’s a perfectly thought out mosaic:

The Burj

I had the great privilege to visit the Royal Suite (not usually accessible to tourists, but I do have a lot of friends of my friends, apparently). No wonder they do not – the 780m2 suite is occupied most of the time. Members of the Saudi royal family and businessmen from the region can easily afford to spend 25,000 petrodollars to indulge in luxury. The turning bed on the male side of the suite (depending whether you want to watch TV or the view through the window), the Jacuzzi-sized bathtub and the enormous mirror, conveniently located above the female bed, are some reasons to consider reservation:

Mirror over the lady's bed... The Bed The Royal Bathtub

Burj-eoisie goes out to party: Club 400

Described by the Time Out magazine (the magazine that tells you the What? Where? When? in Dubai) as “a super-exclusive hang-out where the rich and the famous go to see and be seen” is indeed one of the nicest clubs I have ever been to. My local friend took me there, getting me in without even having to wait in the VIP line. There must be a super exclusive guest list – for people who are more important then the very important ones ;-)

We had a great table and champagne was flowing in fountains – literally: the boys accompanying me decided to have a champagne shower. The nicest part was that all the bottles for the VIP tables were brought in when music stops and with fanfares playing. Silly though it sounds – it makes you feel special.

The music, a fun, bouncy mix of funky house and hip hop is very similar to the music heard in European clubs. The Europeans (and for that matter: also the Americans) could adapt some of the rules of the local etiquette, however.

Rule One: ladies, no jeans. You risk looking really cheap if you do. Gucci and Armani dresses most welcome.

Rule Two: no grinding, no snoggling. The clubbing experience becomes much more enjoyable if you do not always have to “watch your back”.

Rule Three: men pay, women do not. Whoever said Dubai was expensive must have really meant: “Dubai is expensive for men”. It may have been my most generous and welcoming friends in this particular case, but in general, Dubai is very female-clubber friendly. Women never have to pay cover and in most places they can drink all they want all night long. I do not mean vodka shots – I mean quality elegant cocktails. Heaven.

Big thank you to my wonderful friend of a friend for taking me there and for driving me home with his cousin’s custom made luxury van with a Dodge Viper engine (also called: 'a van that flies'). It was lovely. I had fun. I had a taste of Arabian generosity and this experience was my official 'Welcome' to Dubai.

Low profile local royalty

You can apparently meet fascinating people in the line to The Irish Village, a popular Irish pub in Dubai. Having overheard a girl speak French on the phone I picked up a random conversation with her, which soon turned really interesting. The girl used to live in Saudi Arabia, where her mother taught English to the female members of the royal family. Fascinating. But even more is the fact that as we kept on talking about the lavish lifestyle of the Dubai elites she said to me: “Over there you can see my friends. One of them is a member of one of the five most powerful families in the Emirates. He doesn’t like the luxury that is so typical to the life of his friends from here. Plus he is one of twenty children – doesn’t feel too special in any case.”

This statement really made me reconsider what I personally think about Dubai. Dubai is perceived as a soulless city. It is not soulless for me just because it is mostly plastic, glass and gold. It does have a soul, its true self, but like a beautiful actress it does not readily reveal it in public interviews…

The city of Prohibitions

Before I came to Dubai I learnt, and accepted it as inevitability, that premarital sex, showing affection in public and drinking alcohol without a special drinking license was prohibited. When I came here, I learn that all of the above are actually quite acceptable in practice, only not in theory. Dubai is a morally liberal place that as far as the practice of (im)moral concepts is concerned. It cannot endorse such principles in theory, because it needs to keep its cultural integrity as a Muslim country.

Then, however, I learnt about the other kind of prohibitions. Things that are allowed neither in theory, nor in practice. To list the two that particularly bothered me: (1) Skype, (2) Flickr. What's interesting, however, is that YouTube is allowed (both in theory and in practice).

Skype. The basic means of survival for international pilgrims. The means of communication for separated families who cannot afford costly international phones. If you have ever lived abroad, you know what "Skype" means. It's proximity, it's comfort, it's love. 80% of Dubai population have lived abroad - they are expatriates. With the ban that entered into life on April 16, all VoIP communication became illegal. Thou shall not use your computer to call the phones all over the globe. Thou shall instead use the expensive services of the UAE communication monopole Etisalat. If to lessen the pain of being far away from your dear ones you thought of looking at their pictures on Flickr, you will be disappointed. This website is blocked too. Such is the law of the United Arab Emirates.

Why does the economically flourishing, modern, economically liberal (so the fame goes) Dubai would decide to block such two vital services? About Flickr, the situation seems easier. It is said that some images there qualify as pornography (though I personally never noticed any such images). It follows that the Islamic government must protect the morals of its Islamic citizens and prohibit such an evil service. Ban(g)-Ban(g) and it's banned. There is, however, a heated debate so as to why is Skype prohibited in Dubai. There are two main theories, one pointing to political reasons, another one pointing to economic ones.

Political theory claims that the UAE government likes to monitor the content of all information exchanges done through means of telecommunication, and Internet communication is practically impossible to screen for content. The economic theory presents the loss of revenue by a national company Etisalat to Internet telephony, such as Skype that led to the ban of this service in the UAE. It is not, however, an "either/or" situation. It is most likely that both factors came to play why making the decision about blocking Skype.

Now I just wanted to make a personal testimony on what the effects of this ban are. I am devastated. I cannot talk to my friends. I will be basically off-line for my journalism job, unable to conduct interviews over the phone. I am deeply disappointed, because I did not expect Dubai to be a place where such a ban would be enforced. And I am in deep disbelief, because I thought that in a business-friendly, modern and liberal place like Dubai the deep economic implications and financial losses for local businesses of such a decision would be identified and understood.

Nonetheless. I am patient. I am understanding. I try to look beyond the cultural paradigm of the Western culture where I was brought up and seek to understand those different then me. Trust me, however, than in cases where the differences of another culture strike right at my heart it is not an easy task...

Welcome to Dubai

The place is Dubai, al Rashida district (though I am yet to figure out where exactly do I live). The temperature is 46*C. The radio plays the best of oriental pop and the keyboard in the internet cafe has arabic script on it. No camels though ;-)

Whoever told me Dubai was a Western-looking city, where women are modern and liberal lied. Or so if my first impression. Most of the women I see wear veils or even the black burkhas that only show their sprakling coal-colored eyes to be seen by a passerby. On another note, Dubai seems for now to be more similar to Sharm-el-Sheikh or Hurghada in Egypt than to the actually-quite-western looking Beyrouth.

Nonetheless, people are lovely and friendly. My neighboors already explained to me where to find everything I need in the near-by stores and showed me up to the pool, located on the roof of my three-storey building.

Going to the grocery store was todays greatest adventure. Imagine going to a supermarket and not recognizing any of the products... All strange beans and wheats and cans and spices and brand names you've never seen before. On top of that half of it is in Arabic so you can only guess its purpose. This was my today's experience.

I finally found Nutella. With chocolate through life.